The Show Goes On

So there I was, walking down Diagon Alley, minding my own business. I'd just ankle tapped Hagrid, shoved Malfoy's head down a bin and ripped off a Goblin, when out of nowhere, Eeshie runs up, slaps me upside the head and goes "TAG, you're it!". Before I can respond, she then high-fives me in the face (hard) with a piece of paper. And then she runs off. I'm still standing there in shock with blood running down my suspected-broken nose. And then, looking down, I realise there are questions on the piece of paper. So me being me, I answer them, while blood continues to run down my face.





Name?
Jimbob-a-Loobop

Is your name on Blogger your name in real life? If not, what letter does your real name start with?
Nickname, cuz. Real name does start with an ‘A’ though.

Astrological sign?
Aries. God of War, ohhhhh yeahhhh, bringin’ it home.

If there was a huge 'Blogspot Get-Together' where all bloggers were meant to come together and meet in real-life, would you go?
Yeah, that’d be pretty cool. ‘Specially when everyone realises I’m not Sri Lankan, but just some regular white guy with asperger’s and a limp.
But yeah, would be cool to see everyone. That’d be sweeeeeet *said like this*.

Have you ever rejected someone?
Sure did. It was at a basketball game and he was driving the rock pretty hard to the board, and I stepped in and REJECTED his ayssss. Bitch don’t bring that trash here, this MA house.

If so, was it harshly?
I schooled him, foo’. Like he was back in grade school eatin’ peenie-butter sammidges.

Did he/she cry?
Gave me the stink eye, and I was all like “hey brosef; don’t hate the playa, hate the game, aite?” and then we was all cool.

Have you ever tried a cigarette?
Gotta try it before you buy it, yeah?
But seriously, no. My lungs were made for singing, not cancer.

Have you ever been high? If so, on what?
Life, son. Life.
And cheesecake.

What are six things you find attractive when present in the opposite gender?
Booooooooooooooooooo-ks. HA. You all thought I was going to say something else. I say again; HA.
But yeah, she must be a reader or at least intelligent, and not some airheaded bimbo.

Long hair. I am an absolute sucker for long, flowing, luscious hair. A sucker. Ladies, if you have long, flowing, luscious hair, I'm pretty much sold. And I mean like shoulder-length or coming close towards the middle of their back, but not freakishly fairytale-style long.

Eyes. Eyes that captivate, eyes that you get lost in. Mmm, indeed.

Thinks I’m funny. Shouldn’t be too hard, cos I’m a hilarious bastard *chirping crickets*.

Nice/amazing smile. Yeeeea boi.

Cute as hell voice. Like a chorus of angels. Just imagine her at a Macca’s drive-through, that sh*t would go off.


What are five things that you find extremely unattractive in the opposite gender?
Fakeness/plasticity, when they look like they’re walking talking mannequins fresh off the window display.

Airheadedness and straight out stupidity.

Weird haircuts/styles. I’m scared of these ones

Smoking.

Scantily clad to an appalling degree. Save it for the bedroom.

Adam’s apples and moustaches…. Too far?

Answer only if you have a sibling: If your sibling wasn't your sibling, do you think you'd ever find him/her attractive and go out with him/her?
You’re touched in the head, son.

Would you ever eat a caterpillar?
Prepared with the right sauce, why not. I hear it builds character and it doesn’t go straight to your thighs.

If yes, why?
Read above, Mojumbo.

If no, why not?
What are you, a wise guy? Read above, Crinkle-Cut.

Would you rather kiss a random stranger on the street of the opposite gender or tickle a random stranger on the street of the opposite gender?
Depending on the hotness of the apparent stranger… why not both? *wink wink*

Would you rather throw up on stage or fart on stage?
Throw up, then people would think I was sick and they’d feel concern and maybe some hot girl would check to see if I was ok and then we’d make out. After I’d washed my mouth out anyway… unless she’s into that kind of stuff…? *silence*
If I’d farted, they’d think I was just… you know… farting. There’s never really a right time for farting.

Would you ever sneak out of the house at night?
If I’d forgotten to water my azaleas, yes. They need their sustenance.

Do you think this survey was weird?
Bitch please. I eat weird for breakfast and crap out random. While smoking salmon.

Did you find it enjoyable?
Yeah why not.

Which five bloggers will you be tagging to take this survey as well?
Ummmmmm

That Blonde Guy. He’s your shout out dude, do me proud.

Maggie. You picked me, now I pick you! Use Lightning!
Whoa, sorry, just watched an episode of Pokemon for a nostalgia kick.

Lexie. Go girl, you could use an easy post topic thing after BEDA.

Furree Katt. This should be interesting; I look forward to your interpretations, ma’am.

RainboRevolver. This too, will be an interesting take. Godspeed.


I'm kind of pressed for time these days guys, so I kind of haven't been able to put together a proper post. I know I said I'd try in my last entry, but I still haven't managed to be able to get around to it. These questionaire things are good though, because it is something at least as it gives you a look into my twisted psyche. But yeah, I'll try to get proper post up soon.

Pees out(side the bowl)

HA. That ones just for you, Eeshie :P

The Show Goes On
Lupe Fiasco
Lasers, 2011